Thursday, August 4, 2016

MISS JEAN LOUIS - FRIEND OF FOE?

We're posting here today to talk about the most famous advisor to the scavenger-hunt-mogul, Misha Collins.  While Misha is a wonderfully weird, internationally famous inciter of civil unrest, he wouldn't be anywhere without Miss Jean Louis.  

Who is this mystery lady?  The woman behind the mogul?  The "Unrepentant Hedonist" and "Advisor" to the G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S executive?  WE AIM TO FIND OUT. 

We've scoured the internet for information regarding this enigmatic and veiled figure and have unearthed what I'm certain is one of her DARKEST SECRETS.  ....  
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How long will we make you wait, you ask? 

How many seconds, minutes, hours will we torture you by withholding this golden nuggets of information?  How many Wonka Bars were eaten waiting for this GOLDEN TICKET?
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Ready? 

SHE'S THE KEEPER OF SOME RARE, VOLATILE and ENDANGERED WILDLIFE!  To think!  She's engaging in illicit behavior right under the boogers of Mr. Collins' nose... 

The poor animals being held by this "hedonist": 
WE ARE OUTRAGED. 

LET THESE POOR ANIMALS GO!   (LOOK AT THE OVERFEEDING TAKING PLACE IN THE FIRST VICTIM'S PICTURE!  HE HAS A FIREARM!?!?!  AND THE LOOK OF UTTER DESPAIR ON THE FACE OF THE SECOND VICTIM!)

Sure she claims to be COO of Jean Louis Global Enterprises, Incorporated--but we think this is just a front for her REAL endeavor - smuggling rare animals on the black market for her own personal collection.  Who knows - G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S. may also be involved.  We've been duped!  It could stand for Grand Institution for the Sharing of Wildlife for the Hedonistic Exotic Society!

Beware dear readers!  Who knows where she will take this next!!!!!!!!!!!